(sing to “There Must Be Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover”)

The problem is all inside your head he said to me

He said I’m Marshall from the WSIB

I’d like to help you but I can’t don’t you see

I need fifty ways to deny the worker
He said it’s really not my habit to intrude

But I’ll need medical from the last five years from you

Pre existing condition I know is somewhat misconstrued

But I need fifty ways to deny the worker

I need fifty ways to deny the worker

Don’t follow the act, Jack
Change the policy plans Stan
you don’t need to be coy, Roy
cut them off at the knees

Tell them don’t make a fuss Gus
they don’t need to discuss much
Denying them is key Lee

At tribunal they’ll be
He said it grieves me so to see you in such pain

But when I eliminate the 72 months you’ll never smile again
I said I appreciate that (JERK) and would you please explain
about the fifty ways
He said financial order is what you need to see the light

And your financial pain is what I need to make it right

He said excuse me the UFL elimination is in sight

And I need fifty ways to deny the worker

Fifty ways to deny the worker
Don’t follow the act, Jack
Change the policy plans Stan
you don’t need to be coy, Roy
cut them off at the knees

Tell them don’t make a fuss Gus
they don’t need to discuss much
Denying them is key Lee

At tribunal they’ll