(sing to “There Must Be Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover”)
The problem is all inside your head he said to me
He said I’m Marshall from the WSIB
I’d like to help you but I can’t don’t you see
I need fifty ways to deny the worker
He said it’s really not my habit to intrude
But I’ll need medical from the last five years from you
Pre existing condition I know is somewhat misconstrued
But I need fifty ways to deny the worker
I need fifty ways to deny the worker
Don’t follow the act, Jack
Change the policy plans Stan
you don’t need to be coy, Roy
cut them off at the knees
Tell them don’t make a fuss Gus
they don’t need to discuss much
Denying them is key Lee
At tribunal they’ll be
He said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
But when I eliminate the 72 months you’ll never smile again
I said I appreciate that (JERK) and would you please explain
about the fifty ways
He said financial order is what you need to see the light
And your financial pain is what I need to make it right
He said excuse me the UFL elimination is in sight
And I need fifty ways to deny the worker
Fifty ways to deny the worker
Don’t follow the act, Jack
Change the policy plans Stan
you don’t need to be coy, Roy
cut them off at the knees
Tell them don’t make a fuss Gus
they don’t need to discuss much
Denying them is key Lee
At tribunal they’ll